September 2012
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August 2011
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January 2011
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Holy Shit! My knee!!
I’m in the ER again, getting my knee looked at. Can’t even walk. Now. Jesus, it’s gonna be my weight isn’t it?!
November 2010
4 posts
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The Longest, Most Epic Dick Joke EVER! →
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Please VOTE! I, for one, could do without the next six years of Republican obstructionism, phony hearings regarding censure and impeachment of the President, a complete Government shutdown and total repeal of the healthcare bill. As well as a national surge of hate crimes against gays, Latinos and Blacks, the roll-out of the NEW!! “Iran WAR”!!, and the drape sizing for President...
October 2010
13 posts
Comedy is hard.
Here I am at the Gypsy Bar with my friend Mike Drucker. We’re getting ready for the competition. There is an older woman wearing a tiny cowboy hat. Something about that makes me laugh…a lot! Well, this is where funny happens. I’ll post a picture.
Those who repeat the past are doomed to re-experience it
– Derek Sheen
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Here I sit, broken hearted, paid my dime...
Sitting in my underwear, writing, has become something of an unfortunate habit at Casa Del Sheen. With my new found emancipation from “The Man”, I have turned what was once a productive life into a waiting game for “Showtime” to begin. “Showtime” typically takes place between 8 and 10 p.m. so for the rest of the day I try to appear as if I’m busy. Only,...